The Next Rebecca Black? Alison Gold- Chinese Food

We all love Chinese Food right?

Patrice Wilson, the producer of Rebecca Black’s Friday, has tried to make another little girl go viral… while singing about Chinese Food. Alison Gold stars in this video praising the oriental dishes.

Note:

  1. Geishas are japanese
  2. Prepubescent girls should not be dressed as geishas
  3. There’s a grown male dressed as a panda in a room full of little girls
  4. It’s teaching kids to push bins over
  5. She didn’t look when she ran across the road
  6. Chinese food is pretty damn good
  7. But she can’t use chopsticks